On an unrelated note: I just saw a fat fucking loser lined up to see the new Twilight movie and he had his book in hand. I don’t watch pure shit, so I don’t know the specifics about this lame movie. I assume it is about gay vampires that feed on dudes sauce, straight from their balls. Coming out of a movie that will put a little more hair on your nuts, shit like this is fucking brutal.
Invasion U.S.A. is Chuck at his best. No one else can rock denim like Chucky. It doesn’t matter if he’s boating in the bayou, or he’s strolling down the streets of D.C. He’s always dressed to the nines in his sleeveless denim shirt and nut-hugger wranglers.
The only unbelievable part of this movie is not that mercenaries invade America, not that Chuck shoots a man with a bazooka from inside ten feet and lives, but that Richard Lynch would be able to kill Billy Drago. I’m no hater of Richard Lynch, but Billy Drago would fuck him up royaly.
You are introduced to the evil asshole of the movie right at the start. Richard Lynch stops a bunch of Cubans trying to row their way into America. As punishment he machine guns the little bastards. Then he steals their drugs. Of course they had drugs! If they didn’t, they would have been forced to get a job.
Richard Lynch leads a group of mercenaries hell-bent on destroying the American dream. Chuck has something to say about this. No one fucks with freedom on his watch. We will call the mercs Cuban, even though they aren‘t. They should be. It's fan-fucking-tastic when the mercs come ashore in WW2 landing craft and start wasting innocent people. For example: Some little shithead is about to place the star on her family Christmas tree when…. BLAMO! Richard Lynch and some fucking beaner launch a bazooka right into the goddamn house. They turn it into kindling with the spoiled little assholes inside. Do you think they get Christmas in Cuba? They are eating rat stew while these fat fuckers stuff their faces with turkey and all the trimmings. Richard Lynch then proceeds to use his semi-auto bazooka to blow up the rest of the neighborhood. It doesn’t end there. Before Chuck can even formulate a plan, they slaughter millions of people (okay… thousands).
Before long, Chuck gets his shit together. Richard Lynch storms D.C. with his mercenary army. Chuck is ready. He has the armed forces mobilized and traps them in some building. There is only one thing left to do when this happens. Chuck goes in solo. Shit gets intense as Chuck tiptoes around in his denim camouflage and dual Mack 10’s. He must be wary for Richard Lynch is packing an M16 with an ABS pipe grenade launcher on the bottom. BEHIND YOU! Too late. Richard Lynch, you did not see my boy Chuck in time. Chuck turns him into paste, with his bazooka, as he uses just the right amount of force.
I think you all owe someone a little gratitude. Thank you, Chuck.
It’s impossible to ruin a Chuck Norris movie. They are too good. I still don’t want to give too much of this great movie away. This shit is on a need to know basis, and all you need to know is that the dynamic duo of superjews Golan-Globus produced it. Delta Force, American Ninja, Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold... Need I say more?
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Hilarious movie ! I really enjoyed watching this movie and its a very funny movie. The action scenes were fairly good. Chuck Norris performance was superb in the whole movie. Highly recommended !
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