Thank God that O. J. was acquitted on all charges, stemming from the despicable accusations, by the vile racist Mark Fuhrman. Not since the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson and Jeff Goldblum, has O. J. captured the hearts of American society, like he does in this film. I didn't think that anyone could act with the passion and gusto that Lorenzo Lamas acts with. To my surprise, "The Juice" accomplished just that feat in his portrayal of the hard nosed, take no shit, rule breaking cop, "Nick Murphy". He really wears his heart on his sleeve in this one boys and girls. I tell you what, no one walks the line like O. J. walks the line in this movie. Internal Affairs would have a field day with his, whatever it takes to get the job done, attitude. If "The Juice" wasn't enough to sell a movie, you also have Lorenzo "The Fuck'n Man" Lamas in the cinematic masterpiece: C.I.A. I'm quite sure that C.I.A. stands for, "Consistently Irresistible Acting". This referring to Lorenzo's real badass acting style... Quite obviously. It is amazing how he keeps so calm and collected in the face of danger and adversity. He shows almost no emotion in his portrayal of C.I.A. Op. Mark Graver. This is what makes the tag team of O. J. and Lamas so explosive on the big screen. If they actually released this movie in theaters, it would have dominated any other piece of shit that tried to compete with its excellence. It's probably a good thing that they didn't do it. When they wrap Alexa's tight ass in those spandex pants, any male in the audience would be staying seated for an encore presentation, if you catch my drift (BONERS!). When I become king, I'm going to make it a law that you have to wear spandex pants, when you have a body like Kathleen Kinmount. The next law I make, I will make it illegal to wear spandex, if you look like a fat bitch. "The Juice" will be the personal driver of my fleet of white Bronco's, and Lorenzo will be my head of security. The hand shake will forever be forgotten as a form of greeting, only to be replaced by the high five. Now that's a world I want to live in!!!
Friday, November 13, 2009
CIA Code Name: Alexa (1993)
Thank God that O. J. was acquitted on all charges, stemming from the despicable accusations, by the vile racist Mark Fuhrman. Not since the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson and Jeff Goldblum, has O. J. captured the hearts of American society, like he does in this film. I didn't think that anyone could act with the passion and gusto that Lorenzo Lamas acts with. To my surprise, "The Juice" accomplished just that feat in his portrayal of the hard nosed, take no shit, rule breaking cop, "Nick Murphy". He really wears his heart on his sleeve in this one boys and girls. I tell you what, no one walks the line like O. J. walks the line in this movie. Internal Affairs would have a field day with his, whatever it takes to get the job done, attitude. If "The Juice" wasn't enough to sell a movie, you also have Lorenzo "The Fuck'n Man" Lamas in the cinematic masterpiece: C.I.A. I'm quite sure that C.I.A. stands for, "Consistently Irresistible Acting". This referring to Lorenzo's real badass acting style... Quite obviously. It is amazing how he keeps so calm and collected in the face of danger and adversity. He shows almost no emotion in his portrayal of C.I.A. Op. Mark Graver. This is what makes the tag team of O. J. and Lamas so explosive on the big screen. If they actually released this movie in theaters, it would have dominated any other piece of shit that tried to compete with its excellence. It's probably a good thing that they didn't do it. When they wrap Alexa's tight ass in those spandex pants, any male in the audience would be staying seated for an encore presentation, if you catch my drift (BONERS!). When I become king, I'm going to make it a law that you have to wear spandex pants, when you have a body like Kathleen Kinmount. The next law I make, I will make it illegal to wear spandex, if you look like a fat bitch. "The Juice" will be the personal driver of my fleet of white Bronco's, and Lorenzo will be my head of security. The hand shake will forever be forgotten as a form of greeting, only to be replaced by the high five. Now that's a world I want to live in!!!
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