Balls! This movie has so much balls that it could gag a Taiwanese hooker, but enough about Asia. Jeff Wincott is a poor mans Chuck Norris, without the beard and wicked demeanor. If they shelled out the money to get a Chuck Norris, or Gary Busey in this film, it would have been a definite blockbuster. What's that, you don't like Chuck Norris? Fuck you! You will not speak such blasphemy in my presence! Chuck Norris is the Ying to my Yang. If someone were to spew out such sacrilege in his presence, show him disrespect, or piss him off in any way, shape, or form, they would receive a devastating karate chop to the jugular. "Take that you ignit bastard" is what old Chuck would tell you, as you lied dying on the ground. Then he would drive his Corvette off into the sunset, with me, and two really fly looking babes.
Let's get back to the topic of "No Exit". Jeff Wincott plays John Stoneman, a school teacher with the philosophy that pacifism is the way to achieve inner peace. This is working out for him all fine and dandy until some punks abort his baby with a switchblade. Wooooooo! You don't kill John Stoneman's baby, and expect him to talk about his feelings, with you. He snaps! HYAAAAAAH! Punch here, kick there, all that's left is zipping up the bodies. You just earned yourself a dirt-nap care of tough guy, John Stoneman, brotha! It kind of reminds me of those pacifist monks back in Nam. They preached peace and warm and cuddly ideas, then Blamo! They're pouring gasoline on themselves, and starting a human bonfire. The only difference is that John Stoneman is igniting a metaphorical fire of action, violence, and payback ten fold. I don't want to give away any of this cinematic masterpiece, but know this! The security guard from "The Running Man", Jeff Wincott, the most vile villain, and erection giving action are all there for your enjoyment.
I really don't get the plot of the movie.I don't get what the movie want to convey.It has many flaws so I won't recommend it to watch it as it doesn't worth.
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