Thursday, April 8, 2010

Savage Streets (1984)

Naked girls fighting in the shower!

Pretty not bad at all. This movie is nice and violent. Linda Blair stars as the head female, Brenda. Brenda likes to hang out with her friends as any American teenager does. She gets into mischief and neglects her academics in order to party and stay out late. You know the way kids are. One night while out for a stroll with her friends and retard sister, Brenda decides to play a prank on a group of skids that harass her. The girls steal their cherry ride and dump a load of garbage into it, then revel in the delight. Their delight is short lived. An action like this must have consequences.

During a titty scene, where Brenda is fighting a hoochie in the girls shower, her retard sister waits for her in the gymnasium. All in all, it’s not a bad titty scene. There are a few dimple asses and pancake nipples, but you have to take the good with the bad. Anyways, the fight delays Brenda while the retard waits. Then one of the skids finds her in the gymnasium and starts making eyes with her. He tells her she is beautifull and gives her a smooch on the lips. The retard likes it. She has never kissed a boy before, but then the skidder starts getting rough and forcefull. The retard tries to get away, but the other skids block the exits. They drag her out of the gymnasium and into the boy’s bathroom. They force her onto the floor and run a train on her. The great thing about raping a mute retard is that she can’t say no. For this reason, it’s not their fault. How were they supposed to know she wasn’t into getting laid on a piss soaked bathroom floor. It doesn’t count if she signs no. Just like, it doesn’t count if you rape a girl that speaks another language.

For some reason, many of the movies I watched lately are really into rape scenes. It’s not my fault. It's not as if I'm specifically searching them out for this reason. I think it was a really popular trend in the 80’s. The scene in this movie is pretty graphic. If you don’t feel a little uncomfortable watching it, then you should turn yourself in now. It’s only a mater of time before you join the exclusive sex offender database. Then in five years, you will look like this:

Seriously, if you are into that sort of thing, I can get you a great deal on a 1974 Ford Econoline van. The body is in great shape, but you would probably want to add an aftermarket teardrop window. I’ll even throw in a set of curtains for the rear doors. If you grab some bleach and a roll of duct tape, you’ll be Buffalo Bill’n’ like nobodies business in this sweet ride:

So, after they rape the retard, Brenda loses her shit. She vows to find whoever did it and bring them to justice… street justice. The skidders end up going too far and the nutless one rats them out by accident. When Brenda finds out that they are the ones that raped her sister, she goes vigilante. Now those fuckers will pay. Lucky for Brenda, the Army Surplus is having a sale on bear traps. Why the fuck would you ever have to put bear traps on sale? I don’t know, but Brenda loves a good deal, so she takes advantage of the bear trap sale. She sets the traps up in a warehouse and lures the skids there by promising to let them rape her. Then the bitch plays hard to get! The nerve of her. She fucks them up and would live happily ever after, but she still has a retard for a sister and that sucks.
 Savage Streets Trailer:

4 comments:

  1. Wait a minute, wait a minute...Am I reading that poster right? There is actually a 2-disc special edition of this gem?

    You did not even mention what she does with that wicked crossbow she is holding.

    This is what happens to your movie career after you play a girl that has been possessed by a demon.

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  2. She probably got fat after this movie. She was already borderline and no one wants to see that.

    But she does seriously fuck dudes up with a crossbow.

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  3. i thought she looked good in this one. nice titties in the tub

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  4. The film has errible music, awful acting, questionable violence and gratuitous nudity. It was one of hit film 80's. It was favorite movie of my Grand Father :-)

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